Dear Blair Waldorf,

I know that you're trying to shed the preppy good girl image that you have on Gossip Girl. (And really, you already did that when you gave it up to Chuck Bass in the back of a limo). But next time you decide to whore it up for a music video, at least hire a makeup artist that won't paint your eyes shut. Cause if there's anything we've learned from Britney and Christina, dark eyes, nude lips = skank; light eyes, dark lips = classic Hollywood; don't do both. Now you just look plain sloppy.
Also. Your hat is ridiculous.

Love,
Brynne