Ukrainians don't just dance...we get low

So I was looking for a general Ukrainian Dancing group on Facebook, and I found the I am Ukrainian group. And they had this in their description, and I was very amused by it. So I'm sharing it with y'all, after a little bit of editing for content.

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
UKRAINIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food .

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
UKRAINIAN FRIENDS: Call your Parents MAMA and TATO.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
UKRAINIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Dang...we screwed up...but that was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
UKRAINIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
UKRAINIAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
UKRAINIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
UKRAINIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the butt of every person in the crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
UKRAINAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
UKRAINIAN FRIENDS: Are for life!

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
UKRAINIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say "Hey, if you can't drink the rest of that, I'll help you; because you know we don't waste!!"

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
UKRAINIAN FRIENDS: Will forward this to all of their friends (or in my case, blog it).